Funny II

x:aku punya kucing
me:siapa namanya?
x:Kecebong
me:punya kecebong ya?
x:enggak. aku punya kucing.
me:Siapa namanya?
x:kecebong
me:punya kecebong ya?
x:enggak. aku punya kucing.
me:sapa namanya?
x:kecebong!!
me:ada berapa kecebong?
x:satu.
me:tuh kan punya!
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bella:miss d kemana?
me:ambil minum.
Bella:kemana?
me:ambil minum.
Bella:kemana?
me:ambil minum di belakang.
Bella:kemana?
me:ayo, nasinya dimakan...
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me:bryan, I love you.
bryan:......
me:bryan, I love you.
bryan:......
me:bryan, I love you.
bryan: lagi makan...
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y:why dont you put on make up?
x: I only put on make up if there's handsome guy. and there's no handsome guy here.
y:haha yeah, 3 out of 10 guys are handsome, one is bastard handsome guy, one is gay handsome guy, and the other is sick and dying handsome guy....
x:......
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x: someday I'll be whiter and more chinese than you!"
y:Impossible!
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ps:I sound like a broken record!!