funny stuff

x:there's something wrong with his thing?
y:what thing?
x:his thing!

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x:I think I am leaking.
y:what are you? a roof

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aku gak punya pacar makanya aku ke gereja ngunjungin yesus.

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x:She has a body like 12 years old boy.
y:and your not?
x:yeah, only in my pants

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x:Where are you?
y:I am on the road.
x:what road?
y:On the fucking road ok!I am hanging uppppppppppppppppppp